It has come to my attention that my blog is receiving an unprecedented spark in popularity owing to a multitude of factors, to which I regret to inform will not be to last. Try as you may to decipher the sheathed secrets that I conceal from the face of the Earth but even time cannot guarantee your eventual success. This is a fair warning and disclaimer that the pursuit of knowledge is often tagged with a price. It is a risk to know, and to know the risk, I trust you can discern the wiser of decisions to undertake. Insanity.


I am humbled by your ungodly presence but nonetheless, it is my moral obligation to elucidate that these facts are mine to hold and yours to behold. Pray tell your intentions. Surely, your blasphemous tongue would halt its tracks at such a bold request. In so far as you are hesitant, this deliberation is not a debate but a debilitation-of moral sanity and medical health. I breathe this final warning that mine secrets are not to be trifled with. Law.

But if you so wish to wallow and revel in this nostalgia and hope that is mine to share, you are very much welcomed to. Only the steadfast can hold against the inundation of mixed emotions and turmoil that sporadically paint the blog. You have chosen, and it is far from my responsibility to safeguard your well-being. Ostensibly.

Even as I speak, you are in disarray. Why would anyone be so foolish as to declare the presence of secrets and openly proclaim it? I trust you not to test me, for only the wise and pure of evil can discern the truth from within the enigma. If it is entertainment you seek, I suggest you find your cheap thrills from other sites. The fortitude of trust that we forge together here is virtual but all the same, infallible and impalpable. Vow.

Care and concern, love to return, my words are not a superfluous dig at you. It is the embodiment of jubilation, euphoria, dismay, agony, melancholy, livid, and confusion. The words speak more than they do, only those with the wisdom can hear the power of the call. Therefore, you meek and insolent creatures, you had best be prepared for the knowing. Valiance and resilience are key. Expectations.

Quite subtly so, I have run out of things to deter you. I must acclaim your perseverance with brimming kudos. You have stood the test well and you are half deserving of praise. Perhaps, you might be one of those select few worthy to hear me divulge; lies and tries of all the times. Underdog.

And if you've reached this, I say it once more congrats. But only the smartest of you lot would have figured out the encryption. Do not shriek in alarm; if you have missed the message of this entry, you are clearly not the one to hear it.

Pray tell then, what doth you want?